Right, here’s the deal. The following are the top 10 things I cant stand when it comes to guys: (not necessarily in this order, either.)

1. Being Disrespectful

It’s simple. Respect me, my views and opinions. You don’t have to AGREE with them, just don’t get nasty about it. Also, respect your elders (the decent ones.) Use your manners- they’ll get you a long way in life. Live up to the commitments you make, and be honest with people.

2. Bad Hygiene

Again, a simple thing. Guys who have bad hygiene skills are an instant turn-off. Dudes- shower, wash your hair, brush your teeth, use deodorant etc, and also keep the facial hair neat. Surely, it’s not that hard.

3. Smoker/drinker

If I wanted to hook up with an ashtray, i would’ve already. Men who smoke are a no-go zone for me. It’s foul, detrimental to your health, harms others and is expensive. Give it up people.

I don’t mind if you’re a social drinker, that’s fine. But if you feel the need to drink every night, or alone a lot, chances are you may need help. Also, getting shit-faced/maggotted/ completely inebriated on a frequent basis, does not sit well with me. Idiots.

4. Cruel and heartless

To humans or animals, I don’t give a fuck, it’s not on. I’m an animal lover, and I cant stand to see creatures being harmed. Makes me sick.

5. Dreamer/No aspirations

God damn. If you have no idea where you want to go in life, then you better start thinking. I have a lot of trouble dealing with people who have no aspirations. They don’t have to be amazing, just as long as you give me something to work with.

6. Bad taste in music

If you’re the kind of guy who sings Britney Spears tunes into a hair brush in the living room, then yeah…. not gonna happen. Get some real tunes.

7. Arrogant/cocky/selfish

If you think you are ‘the shit’, chances are that you’re just a tool. Get over yourself. I don’t care if your family name makes you awesome, or how big your dick is, or how great you are at sport, or how many chicks you slept with last month- and neither does anyone else. 

8. Not Domesticated

I am a woman- I can cook, clean, wash and iron.
You are a man- you fucking can too.

Also, I change tyres, garden, clean gutters, mow lawns, and fix toilets. Gender will NOT define roles.

9. Wears more make up than I do.

Now I’ll admit that I’m quite partial to the bit of guyliner, but if you look like a drag queen then I’m not interested. If you cleanse and moisturise  then that’s ok too. But, if you wear foundation and constantly smack on the lipbalm, well it’s adios amigo!

10. No sense of Humor

I consider myself to have a great sense of humor- I’m a funny little fucker, to be honest. If you don’t find anything funny, and cant take a joke, then I cant take on you. It just wont work. =(


So there you have it. A little insight to what I look/don’t look for.  Some people call me fussy, I prefer to think of it as not wasting my time or the time of others, pursuing things that will never work out anyway.

-Yeti xx